We are placing our trust fully on our young turks. With their energy, their exuberance, their pimples, these disgustingly youthful whippersnappers will surely be able to steer this nation towards a bright future. As Karen Carpenter rightly said: "Tomorrow will be even brighter than today."
I see some skeptical young faces here, and I know that you are itching to ask me a question. You young chaps want to know who Karen Carpenter is. Well, a long, long time ago when sabre-toothed tigers roamed the Danube Basin there lived across the pond a singer by the name of Karen. She and her brother, Richard, had the habit of bursting into song every so often to yodel: "Every shalaalalalalala, every wowowowowo!" and stuff like that. Unfortunately, to cut a long story short, Karen went on a hunger strike and died.
Oh. That was not your question? I see, you just wanted to ask if my confidence in Nepal's youth may be a bit misplaced? I don't think so. I think teenagers today are alert and on-the-ball, and know everything there is to know about, for instance, the Saudi Mid-East Peace Plan. Take my own two progeny. Every day after work, I make my way to home and hearth, open the den door and call cheerfully: "Where is Mother?"
Silence. Progeny #1 is on the Internet and Progeny #2 is on cable.
Me (louder): "Where is your mother, my wife?"
Silence.
Me: (screaming) "ACHTUNG. WO IST MEIN WELTRAUM?"
See what I mean? Children today have taken a vow of silence. If an audible sound does, pechance, emanate from their vocal chords, it is usually a noise resembling "duh" or "yuck". But where today's teenagers, like, come on their own is in cyberspace. Go to any of the chats and you will see that our progeny are sharp-witted and vigilant, taking the patriotic exhortation "jibro hoina hat chalau" very seriously indeed: blackdeath2002> hey room
kaley> SUP BLACK
tina322> sup
blackdeath> k cha
tina322> asl blackdeath?
kaley> EVERYONE BEST OF LUCK IN YER SLC MAN
blackdeath> 18/m/baneshwor.. u?
tina322> 17f
kaley> OK GUYS GOTTA GO.. ROCK YER EXAMS MAN
<kaley> has left the room
<kurtcobain> has entered the room
<kurtcobain> **** **** **** ****
tina322> oi kurt kcha bro
kurtcobain> HI MY FRNS
blackdeath> tina i love you
tina322> hahahahaahahaaha kasto ******* *******
kurtcobain> HEY TINA WANNA TALK PRIVAT
blackdeath> oi kurt leave my grl alone or i'll kick ur ass
kurtcobain> hahahah
tina322> hahahahahahahah
<sux> has entered the room
sux> hi tina
kurtcobain> HEY SUX YOU SUX.. HAHAHAHAAHAH
<Ram> has entered the room
Ram> do you support what the israelis are doing to chairman arafat
in ramallah?
tina322>ke ke bhancha yo? Hahahahahahah
sux> did you hear queen elizabeth died?
Ram> it's the queen mother, you moron.
kurtcobain> HEY ANYONE SEEN THAT FUNNY DUDE
kurtcobain> WITH THAT DIFERENT HAT EVERY WEEK
kurtcobain> DONT HE LOOK LIKE HARRISON FORD
tina322> what rubbish hahahahaahh
tina322> he looks like a monkky and a donkky only hahahahahah
kurtcobain> brb
blackdeath> so tina what do you like to do
tina322> i donno reading hangin out wth my frns goin to bakery
blackdeath> cool
tina322> like i also enjoy hangin out and stuffs like that only
blackdeath> cool
blackdeath> wheredo you study
tina322> in holy mt everest east point academy and bar
blackdeath> cool
kurtcobain> HEY IAM BACKNOW ... TINA DID YA MISS ME
tina322> ya
kurtcobain> COOL
What is evident from this transcript is that with these youth at the helm, our nation is steaming ahead to a glorious tomorrow, which I am sure will be brighter than today.
