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Ass missing

The Ass, last seen close to the Nepal-Tibet border in early November.

In a sad turn of events, the Ass has gone missing along the Nepal-Tibet border. The media community has greeted the news with dismay, and there are suspicions that he could have been abducted by wildlife smugglers. Ransom demands, if made, are sure to be rejected.

Media analysts have suggested that the kidnapping was probably triggered by the luckless Ass's relentless cynicism, coupled with his unbearably tedious double entendres. Nepali Times is looking for a replacement donkey. Apply with photographs in triplicate to ass@nepalitimes.com



1. Arthur
Congratulations on the improvement!


2. Sujan Kop

All need, All wants

Deep appreciation for experimental writing

Your column's like good finger yoga...

Digging positivism and humour

Under worst case scenario

Truth�s little speechless

Lie�s open to press

Pen�s openly bro.kun�.

Feels like the journalist with an eraser�

Born to rab the name� Rab the game�

Baje ko sarbahara nati ko

Penfull history�.

Tank full of tea.ears

Laughter full of bull.ease

Wheel�s little engine.ear.ring

God.dam arrogance�.

JPT Partnership like Khali Thapa Magar�

May.read on think.car�.

Yelling like bean�.

Heart must bee finally nirmal�

Head out of Shoe.case poetry�

Fifth floor bunjee was like�

Geometrical Literature�.

on Mathematical Language.....

Hope the Environment changed...

Frozen laugh must bee an effort to cool the temperature�

Dear Ass,

If you need a traveling journalist

To promote our beautiful land

Need a break from shitty Kathmandu

Our ruined shangrila�.

What�s in the pack.age�.

War�s openly fake�.

Balancing Peace everyday�

From the time eternal�.

O�mama�s little off.read

Housefly & Mosquito�s are best friends

I can�t we can,

Dew.tea to change the disease�

Eye�ll bee shit face without ass�

Muktinath ko Jatra....

Chittapur ko yatra�



3. kabulekanchho
Bravo!!

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