Politically Corrected News

Nepali Times #248, 20 – 26 May 2005

For once, we are dedicating this space not to rehash how Nepali politics and its players haven’t changed for the past 20 years. Enjoy this Under My Hat column with rehashed Corrections from the issue #248, 20 – 26 May 2005:

ERRATA

· The caption accompanying the front page picture in yesterday's paper mistakenly said that 80-year-old trees along Pulchok were being chopped down. What the picture actually shows are the trees in the process of being re-assembled and glued together as a part of the municipality's Tree Translocation and Graft campaign which it is carrying out in cahoots with logging contractors. Beg your pardon, we will be more careful next time. -Ed.

· Due to a reporting error, a news item in yesterday's edition said the Maoists have called an indefinite nationwide transportation strike. The strike is now definite. The terror is regretted.

· A news item in yesterday's paper about DIG Gopal Man Shrestha caught red-handed running a red light at Baneswor intersection and not being able to produce his driving license, while being factually correct was incomplete. The Valley Traffic Police has given up trying to control Kathmandu's kamikaze drivers and has subcontracted the job to retired Japanese freelancers since they're the only ones who can make head or tail of the solar-powered Maitighar traffic lights which are working again after being under repairs since last June. Inconvenience caused to the red-faced DIG is regretted. - Ed.

· Due to space constraints caused by the downsizing of our newspaper, a news item in yesterday's edition referred to the high-up authority by his first name, omitted honorifics and failed to capitalise his Official Title. Sorry about that, we're now returning to our broadsheet size.

· There was a typo in last week's new item on page one about God being detained again soon after his release. The correct title should have been: 'Re-arresting God in Kathmandu'. We will atone for our sin.

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