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VACANCY

A volunteer Ass is needed with immediate effect for a newspaper of records in a federal democratic kleptocratic Himalayan republic in which...

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Glad tidings

As the Earth attempts to complete its 2,022nd orbit around the Sun since the virgin birth of Baby Jesus, I have both...

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Errata, etc

As the guardians of the Fourth Estate, it is our job to tell it like it is, and let the potato chips...

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Self-driving in Kathmandu

Now that Elon Musk’s self-driving Beta is available in North America, it is only a question of time before autonomous vehicles arrive...

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Relocating Kathmandu

There is no question that Kathmandu has now become unliveable, and we need to think about moving. There is a proposal to...

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Symbolic elections

Don’t be an ass. Get out and vote, even if it is for a serial politician who has been given the chance...

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Election dos and don’ts

The Chief Election Commissar is a busy hombre these days. With the intention of cracking down on violations of the election Code...

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Why Nepalis are so happy

You may not have noticed, but things in Nepal are getting better and better each passing day. Every day in every way,...

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Defending Nepal

As some of you more alert readers may have surmised by now, we live in perilous times. Besides an impending climate catastrophe...

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Holy Matrimoney

As some of you disgustingly young whippersnappers of reproductive age who tied the nuptial knots of holy matrimony during the human breeding...

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