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Holier than thou

Even as the entire nation gets ready for another week of holidays this month, we have to grudgingly accept that Tihar is...

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Nepalis in India’s arsenal

Many of you pulled me aside at a recent diplomatic soirée to ask if it is a coincidence that on the week...

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Dasain is postponed

The Ass has been reminded that this paper takes a break over Dasain, and we skip one issue next week. Yay! Also,...

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The Order of the Bath

As soon as the cannons at Tundikhel rudely woke up neighbourhood dogs on Monday morning, we knew it was time to make...

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VVVVIPs

As Nepalis, we value our relationship with the international community so much that we are willing to sacrifice time, fossil fuel, and...

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Exit visas for Nepalis

Nepalis are the most experienced people when it comes to having their visa applications rejected. Except for São Tomé and Príncipe and...

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Twerking at Tij

Despite where the Gender Inequality Index may rank Nepal, this country is taking rapid strides to achieve equality among men, women, and...

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Nepal’s horrorscope

It is only when a people start worrying about their future that they strive for betterment. Contrary to what many negativists think,...

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Amendments to Commandments

The fact that Nepalis lack self-esteem should not be seen as a liability. The Ass sees it as an asset.We don’t have...

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Off-road signs

We in Nepal have to periodically remind motorists of traffic rules, and any revisions that have been made in regulations when they...

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