2011

Chief Maoist ideologue Baburam Bhattarai was elected Prime Minister on 29 August 2011 as the leader of the Maoist party which got the Madhesi Alliance vote to reach a majority in Parliament through a controversial four-point agreement. This promised half the ministerial portfolios to the Alliance, declaring general amnesty for wartime atrocities, and a federal state with ethnic provinces that would be fully autonomous.

The editorial in #570, titled ‘Gajanan to Baburam’ (right), referred to Bhattarai’s ancestor who had helped King Drabya Shah to lay the foundations for what came to become the Kingdom of Nepal.

The piece pointed out that all the elements of the agreement were unlikely to be implemented as it did not involve the NC or the UML, and that Madhesi leaders were only trying to prove to their voters that they were sticking to their principles of a Madhes state.

The general feeling was one of optimism though, because Bhattarai, despite risking ‘being tainted by his proximity to crooks’ (as a reporter commented) was seen as an intelligent leader with a PhD and integrity. He worked 20-hour days in Singha Darbar, flew economy when he travelled to New York, and rode a Made in Nepal Mustang jeep. Some liked what they saw, others saw it as a publicity stunt.

Diwakar Chhetri’s front-page toon in #569 showed Bhattarai seething in his Mustang as it was stripped for parts by Madhesi leaders who grabbed the seats, steering wheel, and wheels.

Dewan Rai’s ‘Getting Down to Business’ featured ‘The Doctor’s Checklist’, detailing the delicate political balancing act Baburam had to play with the Madhesi Alliance, NC and UML, and within his own party, plus the Herculean tasks of completing the peace process within 45 days and making progress on the constitution.

‘THE DOCTOR’S CHECKLIST

Prime Minister Bhattarai has his work cut out. Here is his check list in order of priority:

1. Complete the cabinet

2. Complete peace process in 45 days as promised

3. Keep NC and UML happy so they don’t throw spanner in works

4. Hand over keys as a symbolic step. But regrouping and compromises on integration will be more difficult to push through

5. Keep one eye on Chairman Dahal, so he doesn’t wreck things

6. Back track on amnesty provision on 4-point deal, this will be a major stumbling block with opposition and international community

7. Constitution, take the bull by the horns on ethnic federalism and state structure

8. Show the presence of the state, tackle law and order

9. Improve investment climate, tame unions

10. Hunker down for 18-hour power cuts this winter’

The Ass in the Backside Column saw what was really going on behind the scenes, and had some advice:

‘It is becoming clearer by the day why the Madhesis and the Dhobighaut Cluster decided to back the govt. The main bone of contention is not really about portfolios, it’s more about who gets to be Deputy Prime Minister. There are so many aspirants for the post that it looks set to be a cabinet with more deputy prime ministers than ministers. To break the deadlock, the Ass would like to make a humble suggestion:

Deputy Prime Minister-in-Chief

-Assistant Chief Deputy Prime Minister

-Associate Deputy Prime Minister

-Senior Assistant Deputy Prime Minister

-Joint Deputy Prime Minister

-Senior Assistant Joint Deputy Chief Prime Minister’