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VACANCY

A volunteer Ass is needed with immediate effect for a newspaper of records in a federal democratic kleptocratic Himalayan republic in which...

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Dasain is postponed

The Ass has been reminded that this paper takes a break over Dasain, and we skip one issue next week. Yay! Also,...

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Nepal’s horrorscope

It is only when a people start worrying about their future that they strive for betterment. Contrary to what many negativists think,...

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Off-road signs

We in Nepal have to periodically remind motorists of traffic rules, and any revisions that have been made in regulations when they...

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Awesome stuff

The Ass can’t figure out what the big deal is about PKD suddenly dashing off to Delhi. It is a time-honoured ritual...

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First, the good news

There comes a time in every journo’s career when we get tired of being the purveyors of only bad news. It is...

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Muckraking in ‘Mandu

Nepal’s post-Covid planners need a different tactic. Trying to convince people around the world to visit Nepal because it is there is...

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Symbolic symbols

Ang Kami Sherpa just broke his own record to climb Mt Everest for the 26th time last week. Also aspiring to be...

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Working our asses off

The wellbeing of every country on Earth can be measured by how much leisure time its citizens have. Industrialised nations are so...

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Driverless in Carmandu

The world is making amazing progress in automotive technology, and this means Nepal will soon leapfrog rapidly from a country of drivers...

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