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Glad tidings

As the Earth attempts to complete its 2,022nd orbit around the Sun since the virgin birth of Baby Jesus, I have both...

The Ass

Errata, etc

As the guardians of the Fourth Estate, it is our job to tell it like it is, and let the potato chips...

The Ass

Relocating Kathmandu

There is no question that Kathmandu has now become unliveable, and we need to think about moving. There is a proposal to...

The Ass

Election dos and don’ts

The Chief Election Commissar is a busy hombre these days. With the intention of cracking down on violations of the election Code...

The Ass

Why Nepalis are so happy

You may not have noticed, but things in Nepal are getting better and better each passing day. Every day in every way,...

The Ass

Holier than thou

Even as the entire nation gets ready for another week of holidays this month, we have to grudgingly accept that Tihar is...

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The Order of the Bath

As soon as the cannons at Tundikhel rudely woke up neighbourhood dogs on Monday morning, we knew it was time to make...

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Off-road signs

We in Nepal have to periodically remind motorists of traffic rules, and any revisions that have been made in regulations when they...

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Awesome stuff

The Ass can’t figure out what the big deal is about PKD suddenly dashing off to Delhi. It is a time-honoured ritual...

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Un-resident Nepalis

So, it seems Non-Resident Nepalis will now get the same facilities as Nepalis-in-residence. Which begs the question: if Nepalihood was such a...

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